Wow. Live it, love it. So, back to the antenna. You know how digital tv sucks and if you don’t have cable you can only get one channel that cuts out every other second and freezes altogether when you turn the microwave or a ’96 Chevy pickup on? Yeah, I know. It’s super annoying. So, we’ve just been watching stuff from Netflix (Because somehow, Spencer knows how to make what’s on the computer come through the tv. Don’t ask me any questions about it. I’m not even sure if cords are involved or not.). But do you know what that smarty britches did? He went and MADE an antenna out of JUNK IN OUR YARD. There’s a lot of junk in our yard because we rent from a slum lord and neither he nor us give a care. But, anyway, he figured out how to arrange hangers into an antenna while I stood by and said helpful things like, “Spencer, wood doesn’t conduct tv signals. That won’t work.” But lo and behold! We are getting television uninterrupted! It’s great. He’s a genius. But, it does look kinda white trashy. Luckily, we don’t care.
So, that’s our awesome antenna. It’s one of the main reasons I love Spencer so much.
But, please notice the wine bottle above. That proves we are classy.
Just when I thought there were only two indications of redneckness so far today, I turned on my phone and this is the first thing I saw.
Did you notice the stringer sticking out of it’s mouth? Okay, I give up. It’s not even noon yet. Can you imagine if I wrote a post about being a redneck after a whole day had gone by? Lord help us.