Okay, friends. I realized the other day that I have been depriving you of the hilarity of the things people are selling on Craigslist (I know you could just look yourself but isn’t it funner if I do it for you and weed out all the unfunny things first? I thought so.) I have been busy reading bills, bills and more bills so when I finally got some air today, I thought Craigslist would be the perfect respite. As you may or may not know, or may or may not care, I now live in OKC instead of Stillwater. While the city offers a wider variety of crazy, I’m pretty sure Stilly has the lion’s share of nut jobs. Also, I don’t recommend buying anything from Midwest or Del Cities. No offense but that’s what I’ve gathered after extensive Craigslisting. Anyway, this is what I found today!
I’m going to try not to comment on the terrible spelling/grammar/punctuation or use of ALL CAPS.
If you have been looking for that perfect African mask that is probably demon-possessed to hang in your dining room, look no further! Why take a trip to boring old Africa when you can just grab a mask in OKC? Score!
In case you feel that the $5 video bin at Wal-Mart is just too cheap, call this guy. It’s the same movies, but double the price. Even though you can’t also buy deodorant and ice cream at the same time. Well, maybe you can. Ask him.
FINALLY! A quality, solid ash, four strings per course, hammered dulcimer. I was beginning to think I’d have to build my own!
So I can take a picture of your horribly mutilated skin which will never be the same after you let some rando from Craigslist work on you! IDIOT!
Need an inbred sheep?
I just don’t know what to say. This makes me so tired.
I’m getting the last one for Spencer for Valentine’s Day. Shhhh, don’t tell!
Okay, now that we’ve all had a good laugh, back to work!